The Feminine me called and stupidly I took the call...
Me: Dinner at HuHot Mongolian Grill sure was good.
Feminine Me: I could sure go for a Ben & Jerry's Peace Pop
Me: uh, yeah, remember the fall tour when you ate that crap everynight and gained 10lbs?
Feminine Me: Yeah, but maybe just tonight.
Me: Yes, but remember how you cut sugar completely out of your diet and lost all that fat and then some, and how good you now feel?
Feminine Me: Yes, but I promise to go back on the program tomorrow.
Me: OK, but you can only have a Peace Pop or a Dove bar, no settling, you won't be happy with some Klondike crap.
Later that evening after going to no less than 5 gas stations in Billings, MT, all of which have entered into a dark oath to not carry Peace Pops or Dove Bars...
Me: Too bad we couldn't find a Peace Pop.
Feminine Me: (fighting back the tears) Can I just have a dove candy bar then?
Me: I guess.
So now here I am eating a dove candy bar (I actually got talked into buying two, man me thought they were too small for just one to be satisfying) watching Spanglish. I'm a woman again, the road does it to me. Send help.
Feminine Me: I could sure go for a Ben & Jerry's Peace Pop
Me: uh, yeah, remember the fall tour when you ate that crap everynight and gained 10lbs?
Feminine Me: Yeah, but maybe just tonight.
Me: Yes, but remember how you cut sugar completely out of your diet and lost all that fat and then some, and how good you now feel?
Feminine Me: Yes, but I promise to go back on the program tomorrow.
Me: OK, but you can only have a Peace Pop or a Dove bar, no settling, you won't be happy with some Klondike crap.
Later that evening after going to no less than 5 gas stations in Billings, MT, all of which have entered into a dark oath to not carry Peace Pops or Dove Bars...
Me: Too bad we couldn't find a Peace Pop.
Feminine Me: (fighting back the tears) Can I just have a dove candy bar then?
Me: I guess.
So now here I am eating a dove candy bar (I actually got talked into buying two, man me thought they were too small for just one to be satisfying) watching Spanglish. I'm a woman again, the road does it to me. Send help.
posted by Cary Judd at 8:43 PM
2 Comments:
Cary,
You are so funny...I will eat a dove bar in your honor tonight. Glad you are stoked on the Astro-shirts. Also when you say no-sugar did you really mean none or just no artificial sugar?
I have been meaning to tell you. I thing Peace Pops went on strike or something. I havent been able to find one out here to eat at any gas station or liq. store....I havent looked in the grocery store i dont like that place.....No money:) But when i find one i am gonna eat it and save you the stick:)
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